You’re like…
When my over confident ex does open mic
He’s always like…
All his friends are like…
But thankfully the rest of the bar is usually like…
When I suggest my mother keep some of my old toys so I can give them to my children
her reactions like…
and I start crying like…
When my friend is about to engage in a shady hook up and asks for my opinion
When I’m sober I’m like…
But if I’m drunk I’m like…
Waking up in anothers bed after a blackout to find out drunk you thought it was a good idea to drop acid
At first it’s like…
Then you realize it’s not going away for hours and it’s like…
